Xor says, “It turns out that Austin, Kiss, Bogatyr, Beluga, Governor, Orolin, Wallaroo are alts of Birdcage, who’s my alt, so apparently I’m a lot of people.”
Xor says, “This is rainbow! I always knew I had multiple personalities.”
You say, “A rainbow of alts, huh?”
Xor says, “Yeah. I had no idea I was married to you.”

You say, “Chitter, you’re being incoherent again.”
Chitter says, “haircut being incoherent?”
Chitter looks angry.
You say, “Yes, just that.”
Westly nods.
Harmony grins.
Xor says, “Chitter, turn off T9.”
Chitter says, “It’s bad enough she has me toothpaste up like a chicken, but she’s been mocking me or patch all day and then pretending she doesn’t know what I’m annoyed about.”
Xor says, “…chickens don’t use toothpaste.”
Westly flicks his tail a few times, watching Chitter.
Westly says, “They don’t have bath.”
Xor says, “That would explain the smell.”

Zen says, “So, if I say something here, does it come across all furniture or something?”

So there you have it! Next celebrity phone call will be Mel Gibson.