Name That Critter!
The creature currently named fluffy
The critter who is referred to as “fluffy” (despite its usual lack of anything resembling fluff) was recently seen wondering about getting a name of its own, especially with the ongoing confusion between it and Gwiffy (née Fluffy). Also cited were feelings of awkwardness among those residents who actually are quite fluffy.
Upon questioning local citizens about an appropriate name for itself, it rejected the name “Argyle,” not wanting to simply trade one inaccurate adjective for another.
If you see the critter around, feel free to make name suggestions, which may also be posted as comments within the confines of this very newspaper.