{"id":4136,"date":"2013-10-14T21:16:10","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T04:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/?page_id=4136"},"modified":"2013-10-14T21:20:28","modified_gmt":"2013-10-15T04:20:28","slug":"art-ambush-oct-14-2013","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/art-ambush-oct-14-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Art Ambush &#8211; Oct 14, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Jenoras-entry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-4135\" alt=\"Jenora's entry\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Jenoras-entry-640x1024.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Jenoras-entry-640x1024.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Jenoras-entry-187x300.jpg 187w, http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Jenoras-entry.jpg 896w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nby Jenora<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am the terror that trots in the night!\u201d  Exclaims Mavra.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou have to go to the bathroom because of a bad dinner?\u201d  Garrison retorted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, no, Gar!  It\u2019s my entry to tonight\u2019s ambush!  I\u2019m trying to portray my \u2018dramatis personae\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs that Latin for having the trots?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stomping a forehoof Mavra growled.  \u201cNO!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen what\u2019re you trying to say?\u201d  Asked Garrison.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI,\u201d Mavra said, trying to regain some dramatic atmosphere, \u201cAm the terror that trots in the night!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStill sounds like having to make a midnight run to the bathroom.\u201d  Garrison laughed, \u201cHehe, \u2018run\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSTOPTHAT, GAR!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOk, go ahead with your case of the midnight trots.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mavra hmmfed, again trying to reclaim some dignity, orating, \u201c*I* am the terror that trots in the night!\u201d  A quick glance at her skunk friend revealed a smile across his muzzle, but keeping quiet.  \u201cI am Black Mare!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBlack Mare,\u201d Garrison mused, \u201cThe initials are \u2018BM\u2019.  Still have potty on the mind, Mav?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mavra hid her face in her palm.  \u201cEgad\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBesides, it sounds like Darkwing Duck, and if you\u2019re trying to imitate him, don\u2019t you need another line between the \u2018terror\u2019 and your title?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLike what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Garrison shrugged, \u201cI don\u2019t know, it\u2019s your idea.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mavra sighed and started over.  \u201cI am the terror that trots in the night!  I am the noun that shall verb your noun!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She finishes with aplomb, \u201cI AM BLACKMARE MARE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow you have a double-M for your BM.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShut up, Gar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>by Mavra<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Jenora ***** \u201cI am the terror that trots in the night!\u201d Exclaims Mavra. \u201cYou have to go to the bathroom because of a bad dinner?\u201d Garrison retorted. \u201cNo, no, Gar! It\u2019s my entry to tonight\u2019s ambush! I\u2019m trying to portray my \u2018dramatis personae\u2019!\u201d \u201cIs that Latin for having the trots?\u201d Stomping a forehoof Mavra [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4136","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4136"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4142,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4136\/revisions\/4142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}