Following the 23 February proclamation of Chitter, squirrel, as wizard, a battle between good and evil broke out in the Rose Garden fountain.\u00a0 The battle started with wolf-dragon kitsune JasonRDT throwing wallaby Morticon into the fountain, then jumping in after the SED leader.<\/p>\n
Zenkuro, vixen, took the chance to pour a packet of instant gelatin into the water.\u00a0 JasonRDT and Morticon were swiftly captured in the fast-forming gelatin.\u00a0 As Morticon attempted to nibble gelatin off JasonRDT’s head, fox Azure proclaimed this called for the “well-known Citrus-Perversion Correspondence.”<\/p>\n
While Zenkuro coated the surface with whipped cream and chocolate, and Morticon protested he was simply having a snack, and JasonRDT protested he was not a snack, Azure ventured in with a nitrous oxide container he aimed at the trapped pair.\u00a0 However, with the whipped cream laid down Azure said he was “beaten to the punch” and set it down.\u00a0 Zenkuro added a bucket of almonds and got a spoon.<\/p>\n
She then donned her swimsuit and dove into the fountain sundae; the three began throwing the dessert at one another and at Azure.\u00a0 Valleyminks, mink, was hit by some, and JasonRDT aimed a pawful at Chitter.\u00a0 Azure was swiftly brought into the fountain and brought straws which were meant as breathing tubes but also served Morticon as gelatinous gun barrels.\u00a0 After a good deal of confusion and spitting, as well as the offer of milk, Morticon told JasonRDT they should withdraw.<\/p>\n
They left, Morticon telling the Rose Garden audience, “We won.\u00a0 Remember that.”<\/p>\n
JasonRDT, by reports, made use of BunnyHugger’s bathtub to clean up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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