{"id":1492,"date":"2011-05-04T21:22:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T04:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/news.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2011-05-04T21:29:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T04:29:17","slug":"retraction-skiv-the-rat-obituary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/retraction-skiv-the-rat-obituary\/","title":{"rendered":"Retraction: Skiv Obituary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The recent obituary for Skiv Rat should be regarded as void, due to recent events that have resulted in his return from apparent death. Skiv has subsequently been seen back on the surface of SpinDizzy, with a strange aura of malaise, notable even in comparison with his usual sickly appearance, but evidently in high spirits.<\/p>\n<p>The <em>SpinDizzy News<\/em> does not regret the error, as the editors cannot be held responsible for unanticipated deviation from the laws of nature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The recent obituary for Skiv Rat should be regarded as void, due to recent events that have resulted in his return from apparent death. Skiv has subsequently been seen back on the surface of SpinDizzy, with a strange aura of malaise, notable even in comparison with his usual sickly appearance, but evidently in high spirits. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[415,413,414,389],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-death","tag-obituary","tag-retraction","tag-skiv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1494,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}