{"id":1847,"date":"2011-12-13T09:45:10","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T17:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/news.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/?p=1847"},"modified":"2011-12-13T09:45:10","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T17:45:10","slug":"update-porcupine-found-no-longer-a-porcupine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/update-porcupine-found-no-longer-a-porcupine\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATE: Porcupine found, no longer a porcupine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Sam Pascal, formerly-human formerly-MSF-accredited mad scientist who was also formerly\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/news.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/?p=1825\">missing<\/a>, has turned up. Sources close to the matter say that she had spent some time in cryonic storage.<\/p>\n<p>She refused to comment as to why she now looks more like &#8220;fluffy,&#8221; plaid critter. fluffy stated that it simply runs in the family.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1848\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/fluffy-and-pascal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1848\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1848\" src=\"http:\/\/news.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/fluffy-and-pascal-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/fluffy-and-pascal-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/fluffy-and-pascal-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/fluffy-and-pascal-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/fluffy-and-pascal.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1848\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dr. Sam Pascal, seen addressing her best-known creation<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Sam Pascal, formerly-human formerly-MSF-accredited mad scientist who was also formerly\u00a0missing, has turned up. Sources close to the matter say that she had spent some time in cryonic storage. She refused to comment as to why she now looks more like &#8220;fluffy,&#8221; plaid critter. fluffy stated that it simply runs in the family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[534,126,545,532],"class_list":["post-1847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-dr-pascal","tag-fluffy","tag-found","tag-pascal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1847"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1854,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions\/1854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}