Robin, housecat, has been held in thrall the past several days by a short “lust imp” named Imperor. Robin reports having found herself captive this way following what Imperor reported as her lusting for “pants” and possibly notorious imaginary spy James Bond.<\/p>\n
Though Robin’s captivity is continuing, she is allowed general freedom to roam around SpinDizzy. However, Imperor will often follow and intrude upon her conversations.<\/p>\n
Imperor claims that Robin’s spiritual captivity will last only so long as it takes the SpinDizzy community to overcome a series of modern, “upstart” sins, the first several of which he has identified as pollution, texting in theaters, chat-speak (“it leaves a real mark, a lot of marks, illegible marks”), and general discourtesy.<\/p>\n
Imperor claims there is no actual killing of these sins to be done, although there will be some “shakin’ ’em up.” Imperor claims when this sin-shaking is done Robin will be freed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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