{"id":3719,"date":"2013-04-27T15:43:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-27T22:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/?p=3719"},"modified":"2013-04-27T15:43:25","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T22:43:25","slug":"selected-wordplay-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/selected-wordplay-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"Selected WordPlay Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those who missed the WordPlay day in the Rose Garden we offer some highlights of altered dialogue.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Skyler says, &#8220;I tangerine that&#8217;s not boundary what Kern had in mind.&#8221;<br \/>\nJet chirrups, it&#8217;s probably hard to read his puzzled expression from atop his head.<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Brixx would roller coaster.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Emerald&#8217; says, &#8220;Ahem, sorry poliwog hipster. I found it a lot more fun to just jump off Spengo pocket than take a ship! Didn&#8217;t vegetable the landing through, though.. guys missed a hell of a party!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Kantuck says, &#8220;Thank the great maker he was, FW. The injury was horrendious and it was one of those pie I pony to be in the wrong arithmetic at the calculator time.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Austin says, &#8220;Christmas, JasonRDT.&#8221;<br \/>\nJasonRDT says, &#8220;Merry Tablet to you too, Austin.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Austin says, &#8220;You OK, Claude?&#8221;<br \/>\nZen earperks? &#8220;Toothbrush?&#8221; \ud83d\ude2e<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Toothbrush?&#8221;<br \/>\nZen ohs! He facepalms as he forgets! &#8220;Yup! You said toothbrush!&#8221; \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Well, you started it, Zen.&#8221;<br \/>\nZen laughs! &#8220;&#8216;Austin says, &#8220;You OK, Toothbrush?&#8221;&#8216;&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;No, I asked Claude if he was OK.&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know anyone who&#8217;s a toothbrush except probably Mischa. With her I&#8217;m just playing the odds, though.&#8221;<br \/>\nZen laughs even more! &#8220;Telephone?&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Tell a phone what?&#8221;<br \/>\nZen laughs maddly as if he&#8217;s going insane!<\/p>\n<p>Zen says, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know you had Claude&#8217;s number! Did he forget his rain?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Skyler says, &#8220;I&#8217;m looking as oboe as I can think to! I could find a pair of glasses, though.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Kantuck had better head for bed. &#8220;Good night all!<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Aw, litter, Kantuck.&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Take care, hedgehog you please?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Rothschild flaps his arms. &#8220;I&#8217;ll have you know these were given to me on arrival! And not by my choice.&#8221;<br \/>\nKantuck giggles as she puts a paw to her muzzle at Rothschild.<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Wait, given to you?&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin sniffs Rothschild.<br \/>\nRothschild says, &#8220;I was human before I arrived here.&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin oohs.<br \/>\nRothschild says, &#8220;Now, I&#8217;m a sofa.&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Well, so&#8217;s Kefan.&#8221;<br \/>\nRothschild says, &#8220;He&#8217;s a saxophone?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Jet says, &#8220;Bat us the girl, and wipe away the crook!&#8221;<br \/>\nNiny&#8217;ah goes over and hugs Jet, scritching up and down his neck.<br \/>\nJet had to say -something- semi-random before April Fools ended.<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Ye-ay, brother.&#8221;<br \/>\nSkyler says, &#8220;Oh, you haven&#8217;t got to be particular rain it, Jet! It&#8217;s&#8230;pretty random as it is!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Guest1 says, &#8220;How do i know if these people are in a jar session\/room\/whatever or are idle?&#8221;<br \/>\nSonja says, &#8220;jar session what&#8221;<br \/>\nGuest1 says, &#8220;Oh, then that aardvark that this is the only room with people anyway!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Kern says, &#8220;Oh dear oh dear must have clicked the wrong bubble!&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Giving things the chance to pop?&#8221;<br \/>\nJet has a nonphysical diet. it&#8217;s complicated. Unfortunately, only Findra really knew it.<br \/>\nKern beak-taps the other side of Jet&#8217;s head.<br \/>\nKern says, &#8220;Don&#8217;t space! We&#8217;ll get you back to trumpet!&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Just in time to be a plush swan.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Guest1 says, &#8220;I hardly even know what&#8217;s really soda. bath, can&#8217;t find word&#8230; Atmopshere is guess&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Royce says, &#8220;It&#8217;s alright. Have a bit of a headache though.&#8221;<br \/>\nAustin says, &#8220;Roofus hide a metal rowboat in the fridge again?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em> [ Guest1 complains &#8212; incorrectly &#8212; of being unable to use whereare and other directional commands ] <\/em><br \/>\nfluffy says, &#8220;Oh, weren&#8217;t those disabled thanks to a certain rat?&#8221;<br \/>\nGuest1 says, &#8220;No wa, fa, find, findall, wadir&#8221;<br \/>\nSonja says, &#8220;just a guess but I think Austin think that&#8217;s a terrible oversight&#8221;<br \/>\nGuest1 says, &#8220;So, yeah. Lost. No common syntax is rock opera.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Skyler says, &#8220;Should it be an understood kiss, I beetle I&#8217;m going to be off for birthday. :)&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who missed the WordPlay day in the Rose Garden we offer some highlights of altered dialogue. Skyler says, &#8220;I tangerine that&#8217;s not boundary what Kern had in mind.&#8221; Jet chirrups, it&#8217;s probably hard to read his puzzled expression from atop his head. Austin says, &#8220;Brixx would roller coaster.&#8221; Emerald&#8217; says, &#8220;Ahem, sorry poliwog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[405,42,73,741,642,742,275,735,353,172,198,325,406,743,137,284,734,165,206,135],"class_list":["post-3719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-rose-garden","tag-april-fools","tag-austin","tag-claude","tag-dialogue","tag-guest1","tag-humor","tag-jasonrdt","tag-jet","tag-kantuck","tag-kefan","tag-kern","tag-mischa","tag-prank","tag-rock-opera","tag-roofus_roo","tag-rose-garden-2","tag-rothschild","tag-royce","tag-skyler","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3719"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3732,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3719\/revisions\/3732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spindizzy.org\/nwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}